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I’m in a foreign country with $2, no job and an egg sandwich

Still can’t complain about life. Will complain about lack of toilet paper in Asian toilets, though. Jk. No joke. I digress. Shit aside, life remains wonderful in my eyes though, in reality, it’s neither here nor there as it simply exists without classification.  I only mention that I’m not dissatisfied with it because it’s true.… Continue reading I’m in a foreign country with $2, no job and an egg sandwich

A penny for my thoughts

It can never be “just one of those days”…

… although I exclaimed those words only a moment ago as I flipped the second attempt of Hanuman in my drawing pad over. But then I realised how silly that sounded and corrected myself: “It’s just one of those moments, and it will pass.” There are no days It can never be one of those… Continue reading It can never be “just one of those days”…

Beautiful places to smoke weed

Best places to smoke a fat joint #2

Marijuana is the reason for the season – every season – forever. Jokes Not really. Anyway, as it was my most popular blog post to date, and also as it’s time to create a second one of the same nature, I bring to you today number 2 of infinite places aesthetically suited to get on… Continue reading Best places to smoke a fat joint #2

Consciousness

Today I failed at enlightenment (sorry, Sadhguru)

I really did try. I have loved the teachings of Sadhguru for almost two years, his videos helping me get through my sister’s experience with bowel cancer and subsequently preparing me to deal with her death. So, of course, when I saw the promotions for his visit to Malaysia whilst at the cybercafe wondering the… Continue reading Today I failed at enlightenment (sorry, Sadhguru)

A penny for my thoughts

What the hell am I doing with my life?

I’m sitting in a cybercafe in Setapak, Malaysia (it’s pronounced Stup-ah, but in my bogan interpretation I originally pronounced it as Set-ah-pak, lol) and I’m surrounded by a diverse range of pre-pubescent to adult males playing computer games and shouting shit at the top of their lungs for every victory or downfall and everything in… Continue reading What the hell am I doing with my life?

Consciousness

6 reasons there are no ‘good’ habits (unless you’re a cow) and what you should strive for instead

Ah, January. The most horrific month of the year for those who are sold into believing the “new year, new you” bullshit. The pressures of dropping ‘bad habits’ and the illusion of needing to create ‘good habits’ instead can really be an intimidating mind fuck for us all, often leading us directly into that which we’re trying… Continue reading 6 reasons there are no ‘good’ habits (unless you’re a cow) and what you should strive for instead